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You empty the dryer’s lint trap and glitter flies everywhere.
#momofprincessproblems
The Baby has learned how to say “stop”. Thus ends Mommy’s Reign of Unlimited Kisses. Maybe. . .
Am I the only one who thinks, “Oh. The Baby can buckle his own carseat. Now we can get another baby.” I am? Figures.
#fosterready
Josh (age 6) to his siblings: Dr. Who isn’t his name. It’s really more of a question. He’s just The Doctor.
#childofnerds
“The only thing worse than forgetting to go to the bathroom and peeing on the hardwood floor, is slipping in that puddle when you go to tell Mom.”
-The Baby (if he could speak in sentences)
Just enticed a child to eat their sandwich by putting sprinkles on it.
#momsurvivalskills
(Danny got a newsletter from preschool) “I got a newspaper? I put it on the toilet so Daddy read it.”
#truth