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A Life in Status- January #2, 2016

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Sign you are a cheap family: Your kids refer to their favorite cereal by the off-brand name.
‪#‎largefamilylogistics‬ ‪#‎marshmallowmateys‬ ‪#‎fruitrings‬ ‪#‎crispyrice‬

It’s only AFTER the photographer for the local paper leaves that you realize your son had his pants on backwards.
‪#‎keepingitreal‬

“We don’t put Play-Doh in our underwear.”
‪#‎thingsIneverthoughtIdsay‬

Sometimes when I leave a child in the church nursery I make the same mistake as Lot’s wife leaving Sodom and Gomorrah.
‪#‎dontlookback‬ ‪#‎eyecontactmakesthemcry‬

Anybody else’s kid request the old Batman TV theme song as a bedtime lullaby? No? Just mine? Figures
‪#‎nanananananananaBATMAN‬

“We don’t scratch our butts with the stick from our corndog.”
‪#‎thingsIneverthoughtIdsay‬

Other moms of large families are complaining about how people say rude stuff to them when they’re out with their kids. I was feeling all self-satisified about how rarely that happens to me. . . and then I remembered how rarely I actually take all my kids out somewhere. . .
‪#‎literalstayathomemom‬

After leaving a group of women I mentally rehash conversations to try and figure out what dumb thing I said that I should be ashamed of. Why do I do this? Do you guys do this, too?

I guess if I didn’t want them to eat the Play-doh, I shouldn’t have bought them the “make a pizza” set.
‪#‎liveandlearn‬ ‪#‎nontoxic‬

Nothing cements your role as The Baby of The Family quite like waiting until you’re 15 months-old to learn to walk.
‪#‎takeshissweettime‬ ‪#‎TheLastBaby‬

It’s adorable to watch your kids jumping into a pile of pillows and blankets. . . until you remember the reason there’s a pile of pillows and blankets on the floor was because somebody wet the bed and that’s your “to be washed” pile.
‪#‎momfail‬

Doctor: So, is he letting you get in there and brush his teeth?
Me: Oh yeah!
(Doctor opens his mouth, we both see a blue piece of glitter stuck between his front teeth.)
‪#‎nailedit‬ ‪#‎momfail‬

Danny (7): Puppy! The dog’s outside!. . . Never mind. It’s just a pile of snow.
‪#‎whitedogproblems‬

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