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I put Daughter’s comfort animal in the wash.
Daughter has a crisis.
Daughter is now sitting in front of the washing machine explaining the situation through the glass door to the pig who is swooshing around in a soapy bath, but it still a more sympathetic listener than Mommy.
#momdelegates
Daughter was crying that she couldn’t find her ipad. Daughter does not own an ipad. Turns out she wanted her Magna Doodle.
#lowtechtoddler
Danny (age 4) singing the Doxology:
Pwaise God fwom who all bwessings fwow
Pwaise him all cweatus here we go
Pwaise him above you hevawee hoss
Pwaise Father, Son and Sonny Ghost
I’m in.
Danny: Mom, we get a caterpillar, put him in a jar and he make a raccoon and then be a butterfly?
So close.
Dear Bad Guys,
This is not a good day to come to our house. The children have been watching “MacGyver”. You’ve been warned.
The Baby has learned if he says “poop” I will come running. This is good. But I wish the 6, 4, and 3 year-olds would quit trying it, too.
Reason it is awesome to be my kid:
I have a sister named Mae so my children have an Aunt Mae, just like Peter Parker.
Therefore, in their minds, they. are. Spiderman.
Daughter (covering her ears and crying): Joshie talking so much! He just keep talking! It giving me a earache!
You and me both, Sister.
#6yearoldextrovert
It’s “Meet the Teacher” night at school. Or as we call it, “Please, Would You Just Act Normal for Five Minutes so She Doesn’t Know how Crazy we Are and Then We’ll Buy You Ice Cream” night.
Danny: I have good news, I have bad news. The good news- we can snuggle together. The bad news- somebody stink.
#preschoolhonesty
Me: Sweetie, it’s time to clean your room.
Bethany: I NOT clean my room.
Me: You can put the blankets back on your bed, so start with that.
Bethany: (shuts door) STINK STINK STINK STINK!
When it comes to cursing, in this family you make the most of what you have.
The local BBQ festival = the only time I miss maternity pants.