June 7, 2013
by Maralee
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Let’s get something out of the way first: You love the library. Your kids are awesomely well behaved. They have a lust for learning and feel the library is their home away from home. Fantastic. We’re all very proud of … Continue reading
June 2, 2013
by Maralee
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(Watch it unfold in realtime here or even here) Daughter (seeing me with a whisk): Mom, why you losing that for? Me: Honey, it’s “using”, not “losing”. U-u-uuusing. Daughter: U-u-losing. Me: U-U-Using. Daughter: U-u-LOSING. Me: No, Honey it’s- Daughter: Mom, … Continue reading
May 26, 2013
by Maralee
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(Come see for yourself) How is it that the last week of Kindergarten is more emotional for me than the first? Me: Hey, it’s time to clean your room. Daughter: It too much! I can’t clean all that. Me: Well, … Continue reading
May 19, 2013
by Maralee
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(It’s funny because it’s true.) Daughter: DANNY! I’m gonna tell Grama on you! Her version of tattling. Grama takes her more seriously than Mommy does. Daughter: Look! Mommy, look! Hey, I throwing a fit. See! Look! When you’re a middle … Continue reading
May 12, 2013
by Maralee
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(Feel free to laugh at us. Everybody does.) Reach into your purse for your keys. Pull out two jedis, a batman and a matchbox car, none of which will unlock your car door. #momlife Note to self: If you hang … Continue reading
May 7, 2013
by Maralee
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When my mom would ask my dad what he was going to do for her for Mother’s Day he would respond with, “You’re not my mother.” (It should probably be noted that my mom finds that funny, so don’t get … Continue reading
May 5, 2013
by Maralee
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(Come see for yourself) Brian and I have been discussing it and we’ve realized it’s not that our children make us want to drink, it’s that our children are so loud and unintelligible and some elements of parenting are so … Continue reading
May 2, 2013
by Maralee
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It’s true. There is practically no difference between being your average mom and being a red carpet type celebrity.(other than, you know, the professionally done hair and make-up, designer clothes, million dollar salary. . .) Here’s proof: Everywhere you go, … Continue reading
April 28, 2013
by Maralee
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Want more? Here ya go. Josh is working on memorizing the books of the New Testament. Tonight I had to explain to him that it’s First and Second Thessalonians, not First and Second FleshyAliens. #churchkidproblems Just taped a television interview … Continue reading
April 21, 2013
by Maralee
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(Come see for yourself) Josh is working on memorizing the books of the New Testament. Tonight I had to explain to him that it’s First and Second Thessalonians, not First and Second FleshyAliens. #churchkidproblems Just taped a television interview and … Continue reading